So you want to write a book? No, I do!

Yesterday, I had decided to start correlating all these snippets of scenes and dialogue I’ve accumulated over the years and make it coalesce into a grand unified work of fiction.  I wrote one chapter.  No, don’t be impressed, it was short and not impressive.  I don’t really know where it’s going.

Which is why I decided to listen to some podcasts on writing today, which led me to a TED talk, which when reading the comments led me to this site, the Snowflake method.  That looks like a good place to start.  (And yes, this is how I read/consume media, one labyrinthine path to the next, never knowing where I might end up).

Step 1: Write a one-sentence summary of my novel.  Check out NYTimes for hints.

But my novel cannot be condensed into one mere sentence!  Especially when I haven’t written it yet!  . . . okay, this is what the structure appears to be:

When an [adjective] person has [something happen], she must [do something about it that you want to read].

That last part is pretty rough, let’s start with the person.  How do I describe her?  Quirky female?  Ugh, that sounds like me.  Yes, obviously parts of me are going to manifest because I’m writing it, but I only want to use the best parts of me.  And if really embarrassing things are going to happen to my character, I want her to be different enough so that I don’t feel like they’re happening to me.  I gotta have some distance.  But my character has to go through some troubles, right?  No one’s going to read, “…and Lena lived happily ever after, skipping in a field of sunshine and flowers.”  I can’t even buy birthday cards like that, much less write it.  Okay, summary sentence, here we go!

“When a unconventional woman. . .” ugh no.

“An offbeat woman finds. . .” no, she sounds like a pot-smoking hippie.  That’s not meant to be an insult, it’s just not my character.  As in the character I’m writing.

“A sensitive and soul-searching  woman. . . ” GAH.  Magic thesaurus on the wall, help me find the best word of all.  Find me a synonym for geeky.  Computer specialist?  No thanks, not a useful descriptor for getting you to fall in love with my character.

“A searching woman struggles to make peace with her right- and left-brains.”  That’ll bring them in.

Except, of course, I’m forgetting about the other character.  And if we had to take his view into account, it would be something like:

“Men and woman can be friends, even if the sex part DOES get in the way.”  That’s not a great tagline.  Obviously references “When Harry Met Sally.”  But it is what the novel is about, so I guess it’s a start.



Author: ~R

I write about life, people, and the things that interest in me. Which often includes death, sex, friendship, and the future of humanity. I hope for the best in people and I prepare for the worst. But no matter what happens, change is constant and everything will be ok.

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