Repost: Cryptic Wisdom

So this is a post from Leif’s blog on MySpace, which I had to repost here for myself.  Good thing one parent is on the ball.


Cryptic wisdom, or the ramblings of a child?
Current mood:  thirsty

My 4 year old daughter loves to browse through storybooks whenever she has free time ( which is pretty much all the time,) and although she can’t read yet, she narrates stories from her imagination which are loosely based on the pictures, or on movies or tv she’s recently seen, or which simply seem to be pulled randomly from the ether. Some of the things she says are so odd I just have to write them down. I offer a few here for your consideration. Cryptic wisdom, or the ramblings of a child?

Birdies bite mud

All the mice had a ridiculous disaster

I’ll build and build your finest cake

I would clap for my penguins sweetly. I would sing a little tune.

I went to the spooky castle, but nobody cared for the rest of my life.

He asked one question about the whole world

The queen of the little babies, she has issues

My eye really pooped in my eyeball

In the shape of me a shadow be

His name is “Rebellion of the Earth”

Bow down to the King of Sawdust!

Sometimes you use tissues in a different land. It’s a pretty funny land.

My cheek said “Be angry! Be angry!” but my lip said “Be happy! Be happy!” (Edit:  As you might have guessed, this from a time when she bit her cheek)

As long as you compress me, you can never wear these delicate shoes. If you wear them twice, you can do nothing!

We’re not just going to learn about doggies today. We’re learning about mutation.

I wonder if kitties can sniff planets. What if a planet got stuck in a tree?

Good Dinner Child, this is your job.

Humpty Dumpty sat in the snow
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… into a cave
Humpty Dumpty walked in the cave
Humpty Dumpty met up with monsters
Humpty Dumpty was cryin’!

Author: ~R

I write about life, people, and the things that interest in me. Which often includes death, sex, friendship, and the future of humanity. I hope for the best in people and I prepare for the worst. But no matter what happens, change is constant and everything will be ok.

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